Thursday, December 1, 2011

Want to have babies?...

I received a wonderful little text on my phone from one of my friends the other day. It went a little like this.

FRIEND: You want to make babies with me tonight?
ME: Well as much as I love ya I have had a hysterectomy to stop that little problem from happening for me and you might want to resend this message to your husband....LMAO
FRIEND: Oh I am so sorry I am so embarrassed
ME: I am laughing my butt off and I know what you will be doing tonight "Wink Wink"
FRIEND: I know I just hope I am not thinking about this text
ME: Yeah cuz then you would need to name the baby Pauleen LOL

She is so awesome makes me laugh I wonder if we have a baby on the way? HeHe


Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Lock Picking


So who hasn't locked the door to get some alone time with our hubby's? Well last night it back fired for me!! aaahhh!!!

I remember when you needed a good old fashioned ice pick to get a door lock open...not anymore. My son decided to come knocking on the door right in the middle of my ME time. As i screamed GO away, I hear " You know what I can do with my helicopter blades mom?' ...and open pops my door!!!!

My son is scared for life!! I start screaming, "GET OUT, SHUT THE DOOR!!" He lookes at us like what is your two's problem, "I need to talk to you mom." I don't care SHUT THE DOOR!!" He looks at the door like oh is this your prolem let me shut it for you, and then walks back in.

Finally I said "What do you want?" He tells me which I still can't remember what he wanted I am still mortified!! I said, "Fine get out." We are now left alone FINALLY!

These are the moments when kids look back and say eeewwww!!! Right now I am saying "Why me?"